Serving looks

A slang term used when someone does not actually look good

Wow Jessica you are really serving looks today!

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Soft Serve Reverse

(With either male or female partner - U.S.S.R can only be done by a gay couple).

The guy lays down and the other partner squats as if they're going to ride him cowboy style.

As the top partner comes down on the dick for anal, that person starts taking a dump so that the shit comes out and is then pushed back in by the dick they're sitting on.

Also see U.S.S.R for the Ultimate Soft Serve Reverse.

Yeah, I gave her a SSR, mmm tasty.

Gotta love the soft serve reverse.

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you've been served

relating to being on the receiving end of a "prolwer"

you've been served sucka

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San Diego Soft Serve

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.

Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.

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Served it up

The act of engaging in drunken intercourse with a female of little moral stature, from which only bits and pieces are clearly remembered.

What happened with set girl last night??? Oh, trust me i SERVED IT UP!

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soft serve

Showing you live in Brighton

<?> /me practises soft serve ;()

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St. Louis Soft Serve

When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.

David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!

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