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The act of spreading peanut butter across one's genitals so that a dog may lick it off and simultaneously create sensation and arousal.
My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.
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A sexual game involving a partner whom is a sadist, & one who is not. When the sadist inflicts pain on his/her partner to get pleasure, he/she removes an article of clothing at the descretion of the partner. Continue the game as close to clothless as you wish. Enjoy ;)
Girl 1: my boyfriend last night was having one of his sadist fantasies while I was getting the shit beat out of me. I uggested we have a sadist strip session to even the playing fields
Girl 2: really? How far did you get him?
Girl 1: nothin but socks ;)
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Completely merking someobody's titties in sports, gaming, etc.
Dude how you doing over there. Pretty much just dangled seshed that mutherfucker.
Dude you just hit up that dangle session in this mutherfucker.
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A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.
Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.
A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
1:Going for one or two drinks on a Sunday but having such a good time you stay all day and get wasted.
2:Going to the pub on a Sunday to watch sports and the intention of getting drunk.
On a Monday: Oh i'm dying today, bit of a super session sunday yesterday
The period of time in which a person is incapacitated after spicing out - usually accompanied by sickened groans and more puking.
"Fuck, I smoked an eighth of maul hoots and had a mass spice out session last night."
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