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when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out
Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!
If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.
Someone who has big boobs.
can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)
“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”
A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
When someone’s ass is the perfect shape, and looks real nice
“Laura ass looks so good, she’s got The Shape”
Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.
Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!