sharted

Fart gone really really extremely BAD.

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!

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sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

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Shart

Portmanteau word.
A combination of the words "shit" and "art".
Can be used surreptitiously or in a blatant manner.

Tracy Emin: Hey, what do you think of my new sculpture? I call it "My Bed". Pretty cool, huh?

Me: It's most definitely a work of shart.

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Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

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sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

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sharte

when people named aaron are wrong.

my little brother aaron is so fucking dumb. he sharted today.

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Shart

A shart is a term used for shit and fart mixed together, it can also resemble explosive diarrhea, if you shart in a taco bell washroom it most likely the stall will become completely brown!

Aw, man! I just had a shart!
or
Aw, man! I just sharted!