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Just when you thought you’ve seen or done it all, an up-and-coming internet trend, designed exclusively for expert global social media afficionados, manifests to show the world what you’re made of.
Welcome to the SHAFTSHIFT challenge.
A challenge poster paints his or her shaft silver or grey with appropriate makeup or paint, then places an automobile stick shift boot over the painted shaft to cover up the 2 nuts secured to the bottom end of the shaft. A black colored racquetball, or the likes, is placed over the head of the shaft to completely conceal the flanged terminal as a shift knob. If installed properly, the shift knob and shift boot will leave only the silver colored shaft visually exposed. (non-discernable appendage) A gloved hand then proceeds to “run through the gears”, to the dubbed sound of an actual audio recording of a manual-transmission shift cycle. (driving or fingerless style gloves are recommended) This should start from idle and go through all available gears to the highest gear audibly discernable. If successfully accomplished, recorded and posted, this qualifies the poster to hashtag as a #shaftshift post. If equipped with a longer bus or truck style gearstick, the poster is allowed to also grip under the shift knob with a gloved second hand, in attempt to qualify for a #doubleclutch identifier as well.
I'm sick of internet girls getting all the attention with their moundpacking and cameltoe posts. I will show them up with a shaft shift they cannot even compete with!
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See Phoojoeniam's definition for # or pound.
Phoojoeniam: Shift-3
TonyDanza: #
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C-shift was invented so A-shift and B-shift didn't have to work every other day at the fire station. They are in touch with their feminine side. If you work overtime on c-shift you will get stuck watching the Lifetime Channel or Dancing With the Stars. Forget about football or any other sports. C-shifters are also known as the maids of the fire department because they love to clean the station every shift. Their favorite day is station day. In fact you may see c-shifters fight over who is going to clean the bathroom or mop the floor. When they graduate from the academy they are issued skirts, aprons, and their favorite cleaning tool of choice. C-shift is also known as the care bears of the three shifts because they think every call is a chance for them to be a shoulder to cry and and they are on scene forever trying to figure out whether to transport the patient or not. They also complain about everything. If a c-shifter won the powerball they would find something to complain and cry about. Last but not least you couldn't depend on anyone on c-shift to give you decent relief. If their lives depended getting to the station before 7:45AM they would all die. In conclusion the "c" in c-shift stands for complaining, crying, cleaning, care bears, and constantly late.
I am supposed to take my kid to school this morning but there isn't anyone to relieve me yet. Good old c-shift relief......
Who filled up the DVR with "Dancing With the Stars" and erased the football game? It must have been c-shift!
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A hell shift is a particularly bad work schedule for any given day. Usually a hell shift involves working more than 12 hours in a continuous block, but it could also reference a late night shift followed by a lengthy early morning shift.
Today I am working a hell shift; my shift requires me to get up at 5am and work until 7pm. That's hell.
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In a general sense, a change happening on a vast scale. A shift in the big picture, if you will.
Specifically "The Paradigm Shift" refers to a certain oft discussed and theorized shift in social groups concerning several different intersecting social circles. The Paradigm Shift did not happen within the originally proposed timeline of the spring of 2008, but new evidence has come to light suggesting that The Paradigm Shift may still be happening, just on a larger timeline and consisting of not exactly the same changes as earlier expected.
"The Paradigm Shift" may still come to manifest itself in the first quarter of 2009.
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Money, Cash, moola, green paper. Any word that means money can define Shift 4. This word was created by using a computer keyboard. Hold down shift and press four and you make a money sign.
ex1:
DJ DOC: Yo son, how we gonna get to Cali tomorrow for the show?
BV: Don't worry Doc, we be makin that Shift 4 so we will get there!
ex 2:
BV: U got my Shift 4?
Friend: How much I owe u?
BV: 300
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denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason
That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.
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