text-ship

A blossoming relationship over text messages. Not yet a full blown relationship but heading in that direction.

Amy and John have a text-ship right now, so Amy wont leave her phone more than a foot away from her incase John finally works up the nerve to set up a date.

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oh ship

The "save" (like knee grows) when you are about to say something bad.

dude 1: I changed my MSN pic!
dude 2: OH SHI-
dude 1: oh what?
dude 2: oh ship! I meant ship, really I did!
dude 1: oh, ok.

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abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

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Toxic Ships

Ships that contains pedophilia, abuse and incest. These ships are toxic because they romanticize and normalizes the experiences/trauma of survivors, these ships are harmful in the fandom and are toxic but fans tend to ship it anyways because they either it is normalized in the fandom or are too ignorant to listen to survivors.

"Many or all the fandoms are filled with Toxic Ships that are harmful to survivors."

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RS Ship

the gayest internet business idea ever!

based on fraud, lies, greed and con.

the person who owns it is called a RASHID.

he i ordered somthing from RASHID using Rs ship, that sob lied to me and took my money.

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rocket ship

a penis that is shaped or is similar to the shape of a space shuttle, rocket ship, or moon plane. it is a common misconception that the penis is at half mast, but indeed it is merely a deformity that causes the NASA appearance of the peener.

Holy shit, Gabe ran out of the shower to get his bagel from the toaster and we all saw his fuckin rocket ship.

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e-ship

a online relationship with someone that is pointless and for pussyass losers.

1) the lowest point of life
2) involves e-sex
3) involves naughty e-pictures

i heard alice had a e-ship with some girl from ohio, whata fucking cunt.

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