Yes Sir

Best Absolute Perfect Greeting

Uri B.A.P Yes Sir 🍚

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SiR Gro

this khmer f00 that i go to sko0 with.. talks about Dick all day..
o yea n stabbed some1 i kno wit a PLASTIC SPORK!!

HAHAHAHA O SHIT REMEMBER AT LUNCH WHEN U STABBED RASCAL WIT THAT SPORK?!?!! HAHAHAHAHAA

lol gro :P

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Kind Sir

Used to address people you care little to nothing about, in a manner, which is polite, yet not truly respectful.

Hey Kind Sir, May I Please Kindly Have Your Bank Account Details?

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Sir Pimpington.

The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!

Sir Pimpington.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.

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Sir John

What you usually call an abnormally very small penis. Normally the 'sir' is added to increase the penis's already low self esteem due to it being quite small.

Me: "Hey, Dude, how is Sir John doing? Did he enjoy last night with me?"

Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s

a phrase used to respond to unnecessary horniness; can be used to shut the OP, or original poster, down.

An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”

Chad: *tweets unnecessarily horny comment on a picture*
Michael: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

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Sir Chodeington

A name to describe someone who posesses a chode. (penis wider than it is long)

Frequently used to "ripp the piss" out of friends.

Or just if you don't like someone..

Sarah: Hey Sir Chodeington whip out your chode so we can laugh...

Sam aka Sir Chodeington : Stop that hurts my feelings I'm emotional.

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