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When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.
John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.
August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around
Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!
When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.
"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."
When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.
“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “
Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.
I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs
When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.
I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?
Like Sit-com a sit-hom is a 'situation homosexual'. A normally straight guy who might take a chance at gay sex given the right circumstances. e.g. at a drugs or drink party.
I reckon Mike swings both ways. He fancies a lot of girls but I reckon at a drugs party he could well be a sit-hom.