ski runner

jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.

-Yo you hear that alyssa jerked 2 guys at once
-yea she's a ski runner

Ski betty

It is the proper term for girls that stand around the ski lodge holding thier fancy skiing equipment without actually going out for a ski.

Look at the girl over there with the nice Salomon skies, I bet she's a ski betty

skiing in miami

Doing various lines of cocaine straight to the nose

Yo guy you tryna go skiing in Miami

Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!

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Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

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Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.

While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski

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