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ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.

As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.

by Beeyem April 15, 2013


Ski betty

It is the proper term for girls that stand around the ski lodge holding thier fancy skiing equipment without actually going out for a ski.

Look at the girl over there with the nice Salomon skies, I bet she's a ski betty

by Kayniedude December 31, 2021


Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

by Nut sack sweat soup February 20, 2017


tokyo skies

That one cancerous level from JSAB. Don't play it. You're gonna die of cancer while getting an S rank of it.

1: "Hey, did you passed Tokyo Skies?"
2. "Hell no, didn't. It was cancerous as hell. Didn't enjoyed it."

by frothyshikkumi July 21, 2020


Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!

by bertman75 September 28, 2010

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Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

by Eapert McDangles June 20, 2006

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Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.

While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski

by Dingledangler November 17, 2007

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