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1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
"Wanna lift home?"
"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"
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One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
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Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.
“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”
Famous mathmatic theorst Dr. Alex McFarland, who is documented to have received 14 percent on his mathematics examination. Thus putting him in the bottom percentile of mathematics skills in the country.
Johnny : Did you hear autistic Alex's score in maths?
Lira : Yes, 14% they say
Johnny : What a Dullard!
Lira : Alex's math skill is lacking.
Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
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Said after performing some feat of achievement. It means you are so skillful at something that you are in fact skill itself.
OMG I just txted the fastest txt message ever! I am Skill!
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a trait that is most desired by girls
"girls only want boyfriends with great skills!"
"what what do you mean?"
"numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
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