Random
Source Code
Random
The sadness you feel after a tv show or movie takes a time skip.
You feel sad because you don’t get to witness the years skipped.
Friend: Did you watch the movie?
You: Yea, I feel the time skip sadness. I wanted to know what happened in between.
Friend: I feel you.
Having sex with a girl while she's on her period
My girlfriend said she was on her period but she was horny. I asked her "are we skipping red lights tonight?"
Doing a Jenny skip is a new term for “bottling it”
For example, Tom was meant to go out lastnight, however, he done a Jenny skip and decided not to instead. “Doing a Jenny skip”
A phrase that is linked to playing the wild card in the Mattell card game, Skip-bo. Also refers to hitting on a girl or telling a girl a really bad pick-up line.
Josh played a Skip-bo and won the game
"Josh, play a Skip-bo!"
"OK!" Josh walks up to woman and hits on her.
"Josh, play a Skip-bo on that one!"
"Alright" Josh walks up to woman and tells her a really bad pick-up line.
4👍 5👎
Meaning a drugged up old dirty wretched bitch
Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*
Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!
David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!
Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*
6👍 11👎
Meaning a drugged up old dirty wretched bitch
Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*
Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!
David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!
Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*
4👍 8👎
NOV 1ST
when all seniors skip school
Come on guys it’s senior skip day.
9👍 25👎