sleep schedule

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

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sleep debt

lack of sleep, or when you owe yourself some rest becasue you have been too busy.

when you are not getting enough sleep, and need to calculate how much you owe your body

sleep account is negative, or in the red

first used by British airways
and also sited on multiple occasions by lifehacker.com

i've been gathering some serious sleep debt since i have started pulling these all-nighters on a regular basis.

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Fat sleep

When you sleep for too long being unproductive, wake up to looking fat and ugly.

Shay fat sleeps a lot.

Sleep for dinner

An expression used (often ironically) when one goes to bed instead of making, ordering, or buying food either for financial reasons or out of laziness. This is most commonly used by college students and recent graduates who are drowning in student debt.

Matt: Bro, I'm fucking dying. I literally had two tortilla shells for brunch and haven't eaten since.
Dax: Nigga, what you talking about. Sleep for dinner?
Matt: Damn, you right. See ya tomorrow man.

Syd: Girl, my bank account's under five bucks again, and I'm starving.
Ariel: Same, girl. Looks like we're having sleep for dinner. Again...

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Sleeping vag

Verb. and Noun.
The situation when, after coitus, two people, in that case one male and one female, lay still on their sides (also called spooning), in which the penis of the male person remains inside the female person's vagina, until it ultimately becomes flask and inert. When the two people fall asleep under the effect of post-coitus endorphin, that's where the term takes all its sense. Do not mistake with the similar term Sleeping Bag.

'' I had a fabulous time last night ! We had loveful sexual intercourse, and then we remained in a sleeping vag.''

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sleep for beans

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

sleep hangover

A sleep hangover occurs when someone sleeps too long or too late in the day that they get similar effects as a hangover.

Dan - Dude i just slept till 3:00 and i feel like shit.

Dave - You got a sleep hangover motha fucka!