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When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle
Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.
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Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.
when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.
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(noun)-a move used during the act of intercourse;
(verb)- to urinate inside a womans vagina when her vaginal walls are no longer lubricated.
(sentence)- So i was goin to pound town on this trick and i had to give her a slippery fish cuz ole' girl dried up like a desert.
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The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.
Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.
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When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."
Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.
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A slippery heel is when you get up the urge to jack off in the morning(this isn't an easy task)first you blow a load in your tube sock then wear it on your foot the rest of the day.
Scott: dude, you need to buy some more socks, they're filthy.
Todd: No don't worry, I was just horny this morning, and now I got a slippery heel goin.
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When a guy slips his dick in and out of a girl while she is sleeping
I gave my girlfriend the slippery snake last night
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