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A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.
Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!
a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..
Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks
/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
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A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.
Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.
John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.