Snail Trail

The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.

My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.

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Snail Trap

A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.

I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

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Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.