soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

soggy sub

When u girl is giving you head in a subway parking lot and u jizz in her sub

I soggy subbed her in the parking lot

soggy toast

when the butter is so warm and melted that it makes the toast feel just as good 😩

soggy toast!! aah

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.