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The kind of activity's you do when galavanting around with a pedophile named Jenna and its wife which is the British Queen of Narnia and there germansomely friends who are awesome
A: Dude! That party was awesome!
B: Yeah, it was a german sparkle party!
Q: We, are so awesome
R: Where ever we go german sparkle parties just happen around us!
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After pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.
-Ive noticed you dressed in pink today
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.
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a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts
boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO
girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*
boy: *dead*
The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
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One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.
" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."
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telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up
slow your roll, sparkle
*Twilight Sparkle and Mordecai sitting under the night sky*
Twilight sparkle: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Mordecai: I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
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