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borikat! uwagan! and a nasty bitch! who has a stinky slippery cunt.
hey britney spears! you dont have to get NASTY cuz BOYS like DIRRTY whore christina aguilera. SOMETIMES STONGER stars like shakira whose breasts are small and humble were very LUCKY to compare it with mountains unlike your artificial booba. if you could HIT me BABY ONE MORE TIME, fuck you! cuz its between ME AGAINST THE MUSIC. haha! DON'T LET ME BE THE LAST KNOW your sweet gozzips cuz i already knew all of it. YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY 'bout your PREROGATIVE, its totally cheesy you fake booba!.......Ooops! i did it again
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Barbie takes human form,Britney Spears.Britney may look like ur typical plastic,fake,slut faced-hoe bag,but in reality,she is so much more.How do I begin to describe Britney Spears?
Britney is fake,and people I'm telling you,she is not hott!I mean look at the picture up there with her without makeup!Talk about a hillbilly beast!
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a used up hoe bag who's WAAYYY past HER prime!
"Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
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A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
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Rhyming slang for beers
The boys came over for a couple of britney spears, or, "Oi, Robbo, put those britney spears in the jayden leskie".
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1) The sequal to Wolfenstein 3D. It's Wolfenstein 3D with a new plot, different levels, some other stuff and not much else.
2) BJ is trying to keep the Nazi's from getting the Spear of Destiny or something.
Spear of Destiny was kind of dissapointing to most fans.
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A misunderstood pop star who is very down to earth and sweet. She bares her belly, wearing crop t-shirts because she's from the south, and if you've ever been to the south, then you'd know why. She took kids under her wing, becoming their idols, only to grow up as an adult and mature. "I'm not here to babysit you're children. If you have a problem with me, then change the channel!". She has a soulful voice, however, to sound more commercial, she sings in a nasal way. Despite sounding somewhat terrible on stage, Britney can indeed sing. Britney is also a songwriter, though does not take credit for most of her work, as she feels as the original producers and writers play a more important role than her in the making of songs. Britney has not lost her roots despite what people think, and has always stayed true at heart. Media can twist our thoughts; dont believe everything you read, gulliable fools!
Never being allowed to be a rebellious teen since she was always working at a young age, at the age of 25/26, losing herself in a world that seemed to be a fairytale was the only way she could hit reality; the only way to become rebellious was to seek the truth, and she seeked the truth.
Britney has been She seems to have overcome her dark ways and has embraced herself as a human being, looking at her two children, who she adores and loves, as inspiration and motivation for her.
Britney Spears is a southern girl. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Did you buy Britney Spears' album, Femme Fatale?" - John
"Yes! It was amazing!" - Sophie
Britney Spears is not fake, unlike Lady GaGa. She understands her role in the music industry and tries to take advantage of her situations. Controversy follows her name, but at the end of the day, Is it her fault?
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