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If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.
If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.
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A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle
Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle
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Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.
Omg quit man spreading, you white male asshole!
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An extremely vaginal referance to the actual organ itself, but primarily, a name to call your freinds after they do something that meets your disaproval.
Note: A name that involves the word "cunt" in it, really needs no explanation. You are expressing some sort of emotional or physical angst.
"God! Tim why do you have to be such a cunt spread all the time?"
"You just ruined my killing spree you cunt spread!"
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Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.
Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"
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James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.
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An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle
Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.
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