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Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting
Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart
J.B.: same happened to me last year
Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper in your stall so you swap stalls mid shit with your pants at your knees to continue the shit and wipe
Cole: ihad to commence a stall transplant at Walmart last week
J.B. : yeah me too
1. **noun** \| *stal-lings*
A multifaceted and remarkable individual known for exceptional beauty, intelligence, and kindness. Stallings is an inspiring leader and a dedicated officer in the army, admired by those around her. As a close friend, she brings insight and motivation to any situation. In her free time, she can be found playing soccer and indulging in her passion for running. She exemplifies strength, compassion, and dedication in every aspect of her life. It's impossible not to fall completely in love with someone like Stallings.
An extraordinary individual, embodying beauty, intellect, and kindness in every aspect of her being. Stallings is not only a devoted army officer but also a beacon of inspiration and guidance to those fortunate enough to know her. As a trusted confidante, she offers profound insight and unwavering support. In her leisure, she gracefully navigates the soccer field and finds solace in the rhythmic cadence of running. To know Stallings is to be captivated by her indomitable spirit and unwavering grace.
"Wow, you really handled that situation like a true Stallings!"
"I aspire to be as inspiring and insightful as Stallings."
"In a world full of ordinary, be a Stallings."
"To love Stallings is to embrace the extraordinary."
Feels like there is some of this going on...
Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."
When you go from bathroom stall to bathroom stall and take a shot of alcohol in each one.
Adam- Hey Mitch you down to do a big stall this weekend.
Mitch- Yeah Jim I love getting plastered and black out drunk.
Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.
Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.