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Stallings

1. **noun** \| *stal-lings*

A multifaceted and remarkable individual known for exceptional beauty, intelligence, and kindness. Stallings is an inspiring leader and a dedicated officer in the army, admired by those around her. As a close friend, she brings insight and motivation to any situation. In her free time, she can be found playing soccer and indulging in her passion for running. She exemplifies strength, compassion, and dedication in every aspect of her life. It's impossible not to fall completely in love with someone like Stallings.

An extraordinary individual, embodying beauty, intellect, and kindness in every aspect of her being. Stallings is not only a devoted army officer but also a beacon of inspiration and guidance to those fortunate enough to know her. As a trusted confidante, she offers profound insight and unwavering support. In her leisure, she gracefully navigates the soccer field and finds solace in the rhythmic cadence of running. To know Stallings is to be captivated by her indomitable spirit and unwavering grace.

"Wow, you really handled that situation like a true Stallings!"

"I aspire to be as inspiring and insightful as Stallings."

"In a world full of ordinary, be a Stallings."

"To love Stallings is to embrace the extraordinary."

by Kaystar1988 May 15, 2024


Stalling

Feels like there is some of this going on...

Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2023


Stall hopping

When someone either slides under the small gap in a bathroom stall to get to another or climbs onto the tank of the toilet and jumps over to the next stall.

"I caught John stall hopping in the girls bathroom!"
"No way!"

by Big_D_Bag December 26, 2023


stall off

stall off

Steps are being made to stall off the identification and avoid the media frensy when the news gets out.

by Spyph April 6, 2024


short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.

Text: Sitting at short stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022


Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011


Sludgewreck Stall

A bathroom stall that exists, but is avoided by most people due to the disgusting conditions, lack of proper functionality, or urgently needed maintenance.

Such conditions may include stalls lacking doors, feces covering the toilet seat, mold growing on the ground, etc.

“I entered the skiles restroom, only to find myself facing a flooded, poop-filled, bug-infested, sludgewreck stall, which I promptly decided was not worth the risk to my well-being.”

by airplane127 October 25, 2023