Hella stew

A gangster form of very stupid.
Hella - veryyy. Stew - Stewpiddd.

Brielle: Damn, Ms. Augilar I don't get this stuff.

Alima: Nigguhh is hella stewww.

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No Clue Stew

A verbal or written response when somone asks or emails you what is on the menu for dinner when you have not yet thought about or planned dinner for that day, and you have no clue what you're going make.

Husband: "What's for dinner tonight?"
Wife: "No Clue Stew!"

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Tit Stew

A wholesome, nutritious stew best served all the time. It is comprised of menstrual juices of Norweigan virgins, along with grade A+ Siberian Thunder Tit. By bringing the juices to a boil, simply chop the thunder tits up to 1/8 inch thick pieces and let simmer for 18 hours. When thunder tit slices prune up and the nipple secret a yellowish white liquid do not be alarmed this is just rancid tit milk, the tits are now done. Next, preheat oven to 10 degrees celsius.... Now take the tits out of the menstrual juices and place in baking pan with two cans of cream of cunt and add breadcrumbs, bake in oven for 2 min. and 16.3 seconds, remove and serve... goes good with a twat and tonic.

HEY MOM! Where is the left over tit stew?

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stoner stew

boxed kraft macaroni and cheese with or without cut up hotdogs added,tastes really good when stoned

Whats for dinner? How about some stoner stew!

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stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

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Irish stew

Basically, it's a leftovers of all kind of drugs (usually powders) after party that have left on a silver plate or a mirror.

- Man, you'd rather not sniff this irish stew.

- Damn, we are empty! -Chill, man we can scrape the Irish stew from your mirror.

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Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

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