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When a guy goes down on a girl and discovers there's some reminants of toilet paper still in/on her vagina, essentially killing the mood.
"Dude, I went down on her and I encountered some serious sticky tp. Even if she was just trying to clean herself up, it totally weirded me out!"
Small piece of paper with adhesive on the back where notes can be written and then placed in proper locations to help with memory associated to a past or future event.
I can’t believe she forgot to deliver that message. I give her sticky notes to remember these things. I need to leave myself a sticky note to get more sticky notes so people start remembering to tell me things.
When you nut between someone's cheeks and it drys up so it's sticky and they can't poop because they can't pull there ass apart.
I just sticky pancaked ur mom.
push a girls pussy lips together,then start to lightly teeth them
jay: "what you do with mary last night ?"
bob: " she gave me a sticky sandwich"
My Instagram account 💕💕Goal :1k followers
Random person:What’s your account?
Me:Sticky Berry
The unanticipated ejaculation produced from a male's penis whilst wearing trousers, normally in the form of tight skinny jeans which then begins to run down one's leg. This is normally produced in nightclubs across the world from grinding on a potential sexual partner for too long.
"Alright mate? why are you heading to the toilet, the club is banging?"
"I've got to go to the toilet and wipe this sticky leg off, I've been grinding with a girl all night!"
The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger
Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy
Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!