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Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy November 29, 2012


Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009


sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014


Undone Sweater

A broken sweater, referring to Weezer's single, "Undone - The Sweater Song."

Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."

by Skittlez Pie December 7, 2016


Sweater Effect

The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.

Winter is super rad because of the abundance of Sweater Effect.

by Funkfoam December 16, 2010


russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 27, 2015


Sweater Weather

Fucking idiots call it the Bi anthem

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself

by asdawdwadwa October 31, 2022

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