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When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs
Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.
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A girl who is easy and slutty.Usually someone who will fuck anyone insight even if they are ass ugly.
She is usually bigger and ugly herself but guys fuck her because they are despert.
Dude 1 She is a ""Swipe to Unlock" Girl"
Dude 2: She is so fat and ugly.
Dude 1: She is easy for a reason..
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The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.
Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.
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Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
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An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.
The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.
Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?
Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.
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January 5 a day where you have to swipe right on everyone on all the different dating apps
*2 guys scrolling through tinder*
Guy 1: oh shit she's ugly I'm swiping left on her
Guy 2: no you can't it's swipe right day today
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n. devirginize, deflower.
"What happened between the two of them?"
"Oh, he swiped her VCard and quit it."
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