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A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
15👍 2👎
A very strange way of saying underwear.
STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!
The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.
The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)
AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(
A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.
Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose
A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."