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taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.

Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!

by Atomic Smartass September 7, 2017

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Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018


Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 5, 2010


taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017


ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 January 31, 2012


taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011


Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014