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man tank

(m) noun, verb, adjective, adverb
-a mammal specifically a woman who was blessed with man-like features, characteristics and mannerisms
-an occupation a man tank will do the best in is a bodyguard
-man tanks require a LARGE amount of food for them to function

She is a man tank.
She mantanks her way to victory.
She mantankly walked through the hallways.
She has a mantank walk.
MAN TANK ! ATTACK !

by mantanksliketuna May 13, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas

Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual

by Bennett October 20, 2014

52๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.

Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms

by Ciggybutt-brain March 13, 2022

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tommy tanking it

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

by pork sword151514 April 18, 2009

202๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tank Dempsey

Fictional American marine from the video game Call of Duty World at War, playable in the Nazi zombies part of the game in downloadable maps in Shi no Numa and Der Riese (so far).
Dempsey fought in WWII against the Japanese, then he was captured and put into a horrible cell by the Japanese. So he chews himself out of the bamboo cage and kills the guards. In the game he fights against Nazis that came back to life, the story as to how he got there in the first place are not yet told in the game series, but there are many clues in the game. Most likely he was selected by German doctor Richtofen who needs help controlling the zombies which he most likely created. Dempsey is an awesome bad ass, he is around 26 years old and hates zombies. He's the kind of guy you can get along with.

1. Tank Dempsey is the best Call of Duty character ever!
2. Why can't I ever be Dempsey when playing online?
3. Why does Dempsey like Takeo
4. If they ever make a Nazi Zombies movie who will play Tank Dempsey?

by USA COD fan November 4, 2009

77๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Miniature Tanks

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.

The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.

by Blongberg October 8, 2010

61๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


tank top

A sleeveless, tight-fitting, usually knit shirt with wide shoulder straps and no front opening.

tank tops

by YA RLY! December 6, 2005

144๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž