teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.

'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'

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Teh Leetz0r Hax

a word that put in the correct context means extremely cool. so cool it is behond normal words such as cool, awesome, insane, epic, etc.

"oh my god Alex, That Bike Is Teh Leetz0r Hax!"
"mike, STFU"

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shut teh face

a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

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teh PUS PUS

Synonym for vagina

"Darlene, get looser pants. We can see teh PUS PUS."
"Carla is bleeding out of her teh PUS PUS this week."

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Lork on teh clorf

A phase used in NS (www.natural-selection.org - see Natural Selection for more info) and most commonly on NS_hera where a lerk (bat like creature) would go and spore (gas) the marine base from a cliff outside.

"ONOS TEY HAVE LORK ON TEH CLORF!?!!!!!111 f4f4F$F$F1!!!1o1noeneoneleeven

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shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

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ONOS TEH BAN

*BAN*

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<GerbilSoft> ONOS TEH BAN
<GerbilSoft> *BAN*

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