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Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022


Tender business

Genitals/balls/taint/scrotum

"Wham, right in the tender business."

by Scarecrowsyn November 23, 2013


Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009


Tender Lungs

a term used mostly by marijuana smokers for someone who can only take small hits or gets high off of small amounts

person 1: (takes a 3 minute long hit then passes the bowl)

person 2: (takes a 4 second hit)

person 1: dude your such a tender lungs

by MrHardRock January 4, 2010


Tendering technology collage

Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though

Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags

by Shanikqaaa October 20, 2018


Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 23, 2013


tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018