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When you cut a hole in a cactus and proceed to fuck it
Hey bro wanna come to the desert tonight and do a Texas Roundabout with me?
This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.
After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”
Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.
Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store
Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.
The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?
The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.
My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.
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When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.
Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.
When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.
When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.