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Queen Book

An awful joke, usually followed by an awkward silence. The original 'Queen Book' joke was so horrific it started a trend.

"Shut up Ross you read Queen Books" as in gay magazines? Dafuq?

by Queen Book September 3, 2013


book of manz

Book of manz💤
Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything

Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules

When a manz doesn’t folllow the rules-book of manz

by Oscar.uchiha May 11, 2018


book club

A code women use to get together and drink large amounts of alcohol, especially margaritas. It makes their husbands, boyfriends, and other friends think they are doing something smart.

Girl 1: I'm so glad we have book club tonight. I've had a crappy-ass day.
Girl 2: Yep, me too. I'll meet you at the bar at 6.

by margarita librarian September 24, 2009

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Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook

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What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

by Nothinbutfacials May 4, 2009


Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public

Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.

by ryanosborne November 11, 2009


The Book of Justice

The Book of justice is a literary art that dates back thousands of years with new additions added by Vaerez and Narraxx depicting their adventures of modern day piracy and debauchery. The original contexts of TBoJ were written by ancestors of the legendary duo. Uknown by many Americans is that The Freemasons were actually an order devoted to and controlled by TBoJ. The fundamentals of American society and the Governement is indirectly controlled and influeced by TBoJ. TBoJ is also affiliated with Baby Down Industries.

The Book of Justice Speaks many volumes of the truth.

by Narraxx + Vaerez August 9, 2008


School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages

Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.

by Herp and Smerp August 29, 2011