When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.
John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.
One who is really bugging, no cap like they did sum hella STOOPID then they are therefore “sitting on Casper”.
*someone ask a dumb question everyone else knows the answer to*
“Bruh, you really sitting on Casper, just shut up”😭
Code for cock warming after a creampie
A: "I wanna make sure we get pregnant"
B:" No worries, we'll just do some baby sitting."
An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.
Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.
Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.
A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.
Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.