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November 24th to November 30th is officially announced as boy week.
November 24th to November 30th is officially announced as boy week. Every and all girls should be attending. During this see all boys who are NOT single will be in charge of their girlfriend. The boys will be able to make their girlfriend do EVERYTHING for an entire week. If the girls want to chicken out they will have to kiss him and she is safe for the rest of the day (until 12:00 am). The girls will have 3 chances. If she has used all of the safe days and needs another, she will have to do "something more". Remember boys if she really doesn't consent then leave her be. This only works for people in relationships. Good luck girls!
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Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
The day when a miracle was born. On this day you need to sing "happy birthday" to every dude you see because the god of gods was born. This day is also called the "didily dadily - day", short the ddd or sometimes well known as the Philipp day.
Happy Birthday to one of the best, smartest and most awesome boyfriend/new messiah
"oh boi, happy birthday to you!"
"what? my birthday is on the eight o-"
"shotototototohhhhh...today is the the ddd-day. Have you forgotten?"
"oh boi, you're right, I'm some stupid boi. well tidily dadily to you and happy birthday!"
"what day it is?"
"today is the 24th October . Why do you ask?"
"oml, its ddd!"
"dude! happy birthday!!"
"thx bro, happy birthday to you too!!!"
"didily dadily - day to everyone"
"hi I love you stranger"
"I love you too"
happy 24th October / didily dadily - day to you all, enjoy it with your loved ones <3
Today May 24th 2021 is finally rigatoni pasta day and it shall hopefully stay a holiday 🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️
OMG ITS MAY 24th ITS Rigatoni Pasta day, LETS GO EAT RIGATONI 🤪🤪 Rigatoni pasta day- go eat rigatoni pasta now. that’s May 24th: Rigatoni Pasta day
On April 24th it is mandatory for you to gang assault anybody that deadlifted 565 on a yolo pull after high school nationals.
Guy 1: Hey man it’s April 24th 565 deadlift day.
Guy 2: What does that mean?
Guy 1: We have to gang assault anybody who deadlifted 565 on a yolo pull after high school nationals.
Guy 2: Alright then let’s go do it!
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Now for these days, Girls cannot communicate with boys at all. Let them have peace for a while and shut up
November 24th - December 13th girls cannot communicate to boys at all
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With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.
Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......
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