George is a guy with a 10 inch penis he can root ya mum anyway and catches bigger, better and more flattys than mason Robinson
George Bailey catches more flattys than mason
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Bailey Hall is the only dorm on the St Paul campus of the U of M, which means you need to take a 15 minute bus ride to get anywhere worth going to. St Paul Campus is full of nothing but farm animals (Beta of Clovia and LDPhi) and also actual farm animals. Part of the population of Bailey Hall consists of kids who actually chose to live there (if you can believe that), who are largely CFANS weirdos who did 4H and rode 4 wheelers to high school. Also found at Bailey are those kids who wear anime hats and Pikachu backpacks in public. The rest of Bailey kids are those who were too lazy to sign up for housing and were put there because it was the only space left. Most of these kids are chill as fuck and can be found chain smoking cigarettes outside the front doors, smoking pot on the lawn or in their dorms, or getting blackout in the dining hall on weekdays to drown out the pain of living in such a remote shit hole. There's like one security officer in the entire St Paul campus and the CAs don't give a shit, so it's practically impossible to not get away with shenanigans. Bailey low key frats harder than any of the other freshman dorms, and the kids who live there form an unbreakable bond because of their collectively shitty living arrangement and the countless intoxicated bus rides to & from Minneapolis that they share.
Freshman 1: Where do you live again?
Freshman 2: Uh... Bailey Hall.
Freshman 1: Where?
Freshman 2: Know what, nevermind. I live off campus okay?
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When a friend says he will be there in a certain amount of time, but then shows up many hours later. Made famous by local entrepreneur during his time in Georgia, Mr. Bailey would always show up but much later than the designated time. Upon arrival no explanation for this time is given. What happens during Bailey Time is unknown.
Chris: "Did you call William?"
Josh: "Yea, he said he'll be here in about 10 minutes."
*2 Hours Later*
Chris: "William is still not here. Must be Bailey Time again."
This is a term adapted from the classic Barrel Roll in the name of our hero KingBailey who in one night successfully gained over 9000 internets in a 3 hour period.
Guy 1: What happens if we get you moar viewers?
Guy 2: I'll do a Bailey Roll!
My husband so I think everyone should bog off, about 5β8 + 1/2, brown fluffy hair and greeny brown eyes, he may seem scary but heβs a big softy really π
βOmg have you seen asher Bailey heβs so fitβ
A music nerd who knows literally everything there is to know about music especially classical music.
Person 1: Is that the cool kid?
Jacob: No thatβs just Lane Bailey.