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When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"
"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"
To be of very little energy and seemingly useless
Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”
When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.
Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.
When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.
A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.