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The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.
Kyle: Yo we should go for a walk
Dave: Nah man
Kyle: Why?
Dave: Theres a Canadian goose out there
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a pride of symbol in canada, also a thing americans use to avoid being yelled at, beaten up, or killed(the movie hostel) in Europe
That asshole above me sucks too much to wear a canadian flag on his backpack.
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Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.
"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."
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Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.
Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh
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The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.
I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.
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Two gay dudes giving each other footjobs with maple syrup as lube
Bro I totally got that Canadian combo last night-some Canadian dude
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During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry
*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*
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