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The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.
Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.
Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.
Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.
Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.
Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?
David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.
She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.
A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.
Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...
Corporate Dinosaurs are someone who in their career have worked their way to the top, not evolving in their field. They know the system by heart, and know how to work their way around it. They most often work in bigger organizations where they contributes as a leader or boss. These individuals might know their field pretty well, but won’t know how to be a leader, or how to expannd beyond their field.
Just as a dinosaur, they are not adaptable, and won’t survive innovation - which is why they most often will try to avoid it. They won’t enjoy major changes that will jepordize their very comfortable position.
My boss is such a Corporate Dinosaur, he sits in his office all day and doesn't do shit
A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.
"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"
" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer