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Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.
When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other
I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!
I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.
Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.