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The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl
I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson
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Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there
Percy Jackson is perfect
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Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.
Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"
Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"
Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"
The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
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the most cutest boy on earth. he’s very sweet, hot, loving and cool. he loves all his supporters and would be so nice to meet!
friend: jackson felt is hot!
me: NO SHIT!😂💗
I want to marry a guy like Percy Jackson. Actually, I want to marry Persassy Jackson himself!
617👍 27👎
Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
Jesse Jackson is a fraud.
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