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Extremely misunderstood and underrated member of the Jedi Council.
oh jedi greg maddux is soooo hawt!!!!111
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When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.
He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend
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Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy
Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?
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When you really really believe in sth such as a miracle, it might become true-hopefully, perhaps, maybe.....with the help of "the force"
The democratics need to know some kind of "Jedi Mind Tricks" so as to win the 2004 election.
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Trying to convince somebody to do something by saying it over and over again
"You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"
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A jedi flip , but at the peak of your trip your smoke DMT and eat rare cooked elk meat while listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast.
person1: Hey man we are concerned for your well being.
Person2: Have you heard the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast. I found out that if you Jedi Joe Rogan Flip than I will finally get laid.
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