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Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023


Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW December 31, 2011


Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022


Kirk mimi

A self-centred little whining bitch that sends you death threats on Instagram dms.

nicky messaged me again what a Kirk mimi

by Shadowknite October 7, 2016


Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

by The executor January 7, 2014


Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022


kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021