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A bunch of fuckbois that think girls will send them nudes on the daily; get drunk and high as an activity and think they r the coolest people cuz of how rich they are
"Guess what?!" "What?" "Half of ocean sky asked me for nudes yesterday"
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Ocean foam is a sexual act. Ocean foam is performed when ejecting into water, and making your significant other drink it.
Man, Susan drank that ocean foam right up!
When an ego is so low, you could fill it up with water and sail a boat through it.
Amber- See that boy over there?
Peter- Yeah?
Amber- He has the depest ego ocean I've ever seen.
Peter- Oh, you mean like Chad?
Amber- Yeah. Like Chad.
poseidon, neptune, aqua man, mermaid man, and jason momoa. basically them bitches from atlantis
oh look at that ocean daddy
When your wife or girlfriend wants you to view the sun rise with her while on vacation and you’re passed out she takes out her strapon and pegs you to wake you up.
How was your vacation, Randy? “It was great until Carolyn gave me an Ocean Sunrise. I don’t know why she just doesn’t set the alarm instead.”
When a female body is producing so much estrogen she begins to cry at odd times of the day or during an activities she usually doesn't cry during.
Kendra: I never cry during a movie.
Nate: Ok. Well just in case, here is the tissue box.
*Mid Flim*
Kendra: *Sobbing* I don't know why I am crying.
Nate : Stop being an estrogen ocean. This isn't even a crying part.