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The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.
Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
A relationship with to heavy of commitment by one side and it not lasting more than 2 weeks
That relationship was a Caleb Radford situation
when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.
"After that random brawd kissed me last night at the club, I couldn't get her out of my mind, and I've been asking everyone I know if they know this girl!"
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."
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On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.
Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.
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1 (Common)
When you're so deranged, being a piece of aluminum with a type of urine another biological life form other than humans which can not produce containing it for them to drink because the different waste molecules make them weird,
That you decide, despite not having the any such purpose in having a gender, to all of a sudden and for no good reason to NOT JUST TO BECOME GAY, but EFFEMINATELY gay
and then support an insane cult that supports inappropriate behavior towards children and supporting this cult of special crazy selfish people who just want to ruin women's sports and do bad things in women's places such bathrooms,
and for no obvious reason to you, and you are surprise, your sales drop in the FIRST SUCCESSFULL BOYCOT EVER by people NOT DAEMONICALLY POSSESED BY THE DAEMONS OF 'SHE WHO THIRSTS' (SLANESH)
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF YOUR HERASY
;causing retailers to
remove the amount of shelf space you have
that
1 you spent decades building up
2 that is darn near impossible to build back in less than 40 years
3 giving it to your competitors
4 and becoming a GOSH DARN tv trope for all companies in the world to not want to happen to their brand
5 Costing billions in sales revenue
6 and you may get sued for
2 ( Hilarious )
When a bunch of silly absolute noobs think they are going to punish bud light (or Anheiser Bush)
by switching to an obscure brand no one knew existed
and it is owned by the same company they are trying to spite. Moldova?
Target:
'Uh, oh.
Remove the totally, one hundred percent, inappropriate adult stuff that adults should definitely never have to explain to their kids that absolutely counts as indoctrination without a doubt...
or we are going to find ourselves in an
Bud Lite Situation
and our stock holders will probably sue us for ruining (nuking) their stocks.
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Situation can be called Pupa and Lupa when something was confusingly mixed up or distributed between two persons wrongly. Originally comes from Russian anecdote.
We got a Pupa and Lupa situation yesterday, I accidentally took his coat and he took mine, we shouldn't have bought same clothes.
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when you are wearing velcro trainers, like nike courts, and have a feeling you will need to run very soon, and wont have time to bend down and do it when necessary, so you do up all 3 straps before any trouble starts, also making sure ur shoes dont fall off when u run.
mandem 1: oi u guna brik his window den yeh?
mandem 2: yes m8 get redy 2 run yeh?
mandem 3: this a 3 strap situation man, leme do em up yeh.
mandem 1: fuck it *smash*
mandems 1,2 and 3: shiiiitt ruuuuuun!!!!!!!!! *all run away realy fast and mandem 3s shoes would have come off had he not done up all 3 straps*
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