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A measure of the drunkeness of D-Bag in relation to the number of 12 oz. Keystones consumed in a period of time.
D-bag drunk dial: Call 1-800-ATT and get some assclown over here to get me out of the manhole. I'm 30 stones in, and I'm TANKED!!!
When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow
This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!
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When both hands are already full of Keystone Light, a clutch Stone is placed in the back pocket of the jeans for later enjoyment.
Dude I'm all out of Stones. *Feels back pocket* Wait a minute, JEAN STONE!
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The worst casino on Earth, located in Verona, NY. The payouts are god-awful, they don't serve alcohol, and you could drop $1,000 there and not get comp'd a sandwich. However it's proximity to Albany, Syracuse and Rochester keeps it full, despite the fact that everyone knows going there is a bad idea.
Londoncatfish: "Wanna go to Turning Stone?"
Wood: "Let's just burn our money and buy hotdogs instead"
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An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.
"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"
"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"
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A song by Tool, In which a man shows up in a hospital were the staff can’t find a single thing about him. 1 doctor, Dr. Larson, asks what’s wrong. The man Reluctantly answers with a tale that belongs in a scuffle-if story about how he was tripping on drugs then all of the sudden an alien ship he described as a “ Flaming stealth banana” and how he was elected by the alien to be the “Chosen one”. The chosen one is the person who will warn the world of incoming Armageddon. Then he forgets what the alien told to him, Which sends him into a fit of him shouting “Don’t Know, won’t know”, He then yells “ God Damn! Shit the bed!” Then the song ends, and nothing else is known about what happened.
I listened to Rosetta Stoned and it was weird as shit.
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A rabble-rouser who seeks to damage property with rocks.
That stone thrower did a lot of damage to the pizza parlor!
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