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Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

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speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 6, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

by tor February 13, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey tickets

another name for toilet paper

I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........

by wheelsonthebuz May 25, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ticket Drop

When a cute blonde starts to get wet for a popular black guy she sees out and about on her day, she gets a little "drop" in her panties. See also: getting her float on.

Abby got a Ticket Drop for Big Marcus at the mall.

by See you on the field August 19, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.

Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket

by NewBeeDemon August 2, 2009

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