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Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.
“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”
an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard
Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.
When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.