A cross between a Rusty Trombone and a Dutch Rudder.
Hey Bob, would you like a Washington Tossup?
Sure Jeff, why not?
The hottest person ever and female love him
Guy 1- Kai Washington took my Girlfriend
Guy 2- He’s the hottest dude ever!
When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
when you jackoff multiple times and use the cum from previous ejaculations as lube
Jack- "hey bro you need some lotion"
Ricky- "no i just the Washington slipper on myself"
a black Sharpie, usually the one sitting on the desk of the guy who removes all the good parts in declassified government documents.
how many washington highlighters did it take to cover up the Kennedy Assassination?
There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.
"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."
"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
the best and ONLY ro-wrestling president to ever live
Eliott Washington is so epic