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When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.
"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"
A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.
From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.
An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"
Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!
The act of rolling back the foreskin when giving a blowjob to a male who is uncircumcised.
I gave Mark head last night and had to "roll banjo".
To become so enraged as to declare an unending blood fued between two groups of people, be they family, friend or socially related.
An unending rage that may only be satisfied by the extermination of the offenders friends, family and history.
The Hatfields and Mcoys were Banjo Mad for generations.
The killer was so Banjo Mad that he raped and tortured the whole family, even the dog, before he killed them all.
In his Banjo Madness he blew up his enemies family reunion.
Banjo McDoots, When your friend is in thier mid twenties and really acts like thier way older.
Often called Grandpa by their friends and is still confused by snapchat and maybe even Disney Plus.
Probably an ancient Tree Spirit but no one knows. Probably has some sick trim.
God Ben your such a Banjo Mcdoots some times.
When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.
I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!